Catching Up

First of all, I must apologize. It seems that somehow, someone has managed to hack there way onto this blog and replace my last two posts with babbling gibberish from some weak-minded fool posing as your mighty overlord, as if my loyal readers wouldn't notice the difference.

Suffice to say, the perpetrator has been caught, and is currently undergoing heinous tortures the likes of which are unfathomable to most minds. Let that be a lesson to all of you out there never to p*** off someone who collects vintage dentist's equipment.

I would have noticed sooner, but the last couple of days have been incredibly hectic here at the dungeon. It seems that our new boss has decided to make many well-deserved changes to the way things happen around here, but that means that someone has to be the one to make them happen. Yesterday, for example, was spent frantically shelving microfiche the had been lying around for weeks now waiting to be reshelved by one of my colleagues who decided that it would be easier to simply... well... not do anything. I'm not sure what the powers that be decided to do to her, but I do know that the screaming finally stopped sometime after I got to work this morning.

Anyways, with so much going on in the dungeon and such a rash of people to torture lately, I've been entirely swamped this week. In fact, I should probably let you go now, as I think the hacker is just now regaining consciousness and I have an innovative new torture lined up for him that may revolutionize the dungeon industry. It's too soon to tell you exactly what it is (patent issues and all that), but I will say that it involves a scalpel, a staple gun, and three live badgers.

No one messes with The Overlord.